Zipper Quotes

But inside, I`m going, `Oh my God, is my zipper up? Do I have a booger in my nose?` That`s my inner monologue.

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don`t seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

You name a show business faux pas and it has happened to me - from pants with the zipper down on the red carpet to having hair that looked like I put my finger in a light socket. It`s kinda like that naturally so when it gets freaky looking, it gets really freaky!

It was a quick change that`s all in one unit. It went over an evening gown, so it had a big zipper up the back ... (and) Velcro over it because she had to get out of it in a hurry.

(on Frank Sinatra) When he dies, they`re giving his zipper to the Smithsonian.

They should be able to zip a zipper, tie their shoes and use the bathroom. Sometimes you forget that they don`t know.

I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That`s a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out and slammed the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zipper it up really quick?