(addressing rumours he had ribs removed) If I really got my ribs removed, I would have been busy sucking my own d*ck on the wonder years instead of chasing Winnie Cooper. Besides, I wouldn`t have sucked other people`s d*cks on stage, either. I would have been sucking my own. Plus, who really has time to be killing puppies when you can be sucking your own d*ck? I think I`m gonna call the surgeon in the morning
- Marilyn Manson(Allison also recalled watching Nelson Mandela`s release from prison with Gilchrist and Tom King, then sales director at Standard Life. As Mandela waved to the crowds he leaned towards his wife Winnie and whispered in her ear.) I wonder what he`s asking her? ... I think it was `Have we had that letter from Tom King yet telling us how badly our Standard Life mortgage has performed?`
- Barbara Willer