Whorehouse Quotes

Every two or three years, I knock off for a while. That way I`m always the new girl in the whorehouse.

Prostitutes in Lyons, France, sent a fax to the government to complain that they are losing business to Eastern European women who are protected by the Albanian mafia. Okay, first of all, how rough-looking are these French prostitutes that all their customers are running to the Albanians? Secondly, why did they send a fax, and from whence? Do they have a fax machine in the whorehouse, or did they all trundle down to Kinko`s - "You fax these, I`ll let you shave me." Thirdly, how come French whores know how to work a fax machine, but every time I try to use it, I hit Powersave, or I forget to dial 9? This just proves what my boyfriend always says - that I am dumber than a French whore.

For five years I`ve felt like the best prostitute in a high-class whorehouse. But all the other girls get paid more than I do.

For me, being famous didn`t help me that much. It helped a little. Warren Beatty once said to me many years ago, being a star is like being in a whorehouse with a credit card, and I never found that. For me, it was like being in a whorehouse with a credit card that had expired.

One gets tired of the role critics are supposed to have in this culture: It`s like being the piano player in a whorehouse; you don`t have any control over the action going on upstairs.