Waitress Quotes

I like things to be orderly. For seven years I ate at Bob`s Big Boy. I would go at 2:30, after the lunch rush. I ate a chocolate shake and four, five, six, seven cups of coffee--with lots of sugar. And there`s lots of sugar in that chocolate shake. It`s a thick shake. In a silver goblet. I would get a rush from all this sugar, and I would get so many ideas! I would write them on these napkins. It was like I had a desk with paper. All I had to do was remember to bring my pen, but a waitress would give me one if I remembered to return it at the end of my stay. I got a lot of ideas at Bob`s.

I was very poor and I was a waitress, and it`s hard to be a poor waitress in New York.

I`d played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me.

I got lost a lot, and I was a really bad waitress... I got lost on the subway.

I mean, its hard to be an actor in the city - trying to make it as an actor - because you waitress all night, you get home really late and you`re super tired and your feet hurt.

I`d much rather have sat there and just been a fly on the wall, instead of having to smile at people. I`d rather have been a waitress. Just gone round and stared at people.

I have been a waitress, and I was a damn fine waitress too, let me tell you.

I`ve always had this American-pie face that would get work in commercials...I`d say things like `Hi Marge, how`s your laundry?` and `Hi, I`m a real nice Georgia peach`. Sometimes this work is one step above being a cocktail waitress.

I don`t love comedy but I can watch someone who`s kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who`s having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material.

A movie of mine is going to be released in Japan next year. I play a waitress who`s a really regular girl in this movie. The English title isn`t decided yet, but in Japanese it`s I`ll Get on the A Train Sometime.

she said. ``I`m working as an actor, not as a waitress. I have a job I love, and we`re doing really interesting things on the show.

If the waitress shows up and doesn`t have an exit line, that isn`t true to life - I`m hard pressed to think of a waitress who just walks away.