Typewriters Quotes

People die from typewriters falling on their heads.

There`s a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they`d eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn`t true.

I`m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let`s start with typewriters.

She is consistently one of our most innovative and creative teachers. She is constantly on the edge. We`ve come a long way from manual typewriters.

Let there be a fresh breeze of new honesty, new idealism, new integrity. You have typewriters, presses and a huge audience. How about raising hell?