(to director Edward D. Wood Jr., on the set of one of his legendary turkeys) This is the most uncomfortable coffin I`ve ever been in.
- Bela LugosiI have cooked turkeys in my day but when Mom`s around I let her do it.
- Tom CruiseMost turkeys taste better the day after; my mother`s tasted better the day before.
- Rita RudnerMost poultry contain harmful bacteria. Recent statistics show that about 60 percent of chickens -- broilers -- are contaminated with campylobacter, and 10 percent with salmonella. And turkeys tend to be higher.
- Michael DoyleTurkeys, quails, and small birds, are here to be seen; but birds are not numerous in desart forests; they draw near to the habitations of men, as I have constantly observed in all my travels.
- Andrew McCormick