Toothpaste Quotes

If I packaged toothpaste and told you you were gonna get half the toothpaste in the tube, you probably wouldn`t buy it.

I cut coupons, love specials and believe in buying toilet paper and toothpaste in bulk. It`s just who I am. quoted in Woman`s World - 7-19-05

I have a bag with a toothbrush and toothpaste and all the things I might need during the day. I call the bag my trailer. Sometimes you don`t have a trailer, so that`s my trailer.

Frankly, I don`t like publicity. I always remember something that David Belasco said and had incorporated in the contracts of his stars. His theory was, "Never let yourself be seen in public unless they pay for it". To me, that makes sense. The most glamorous, the most fascinating star our business ever had was (Greta Garbo). Why? Because she kept herself from the public. Each member of the audience had his own idea of what she was really like. But take the other stars of today. There is no mystery about them. The public knows what kind of toothpaste they use, whether they sleep in men`s pajamas and every intimate fact of their lives. When I read publicity about them, I can tell just which press agent they employ.

I`ve always loved words. I ate up all the books I could get my hands on, and when I couldn`t get books, I read candy wrappers and labels on cereal and toothpaste boxes.

You can find a lot of things that are made in America, ... Clothing, toothpaste even. When we go out to eat or shopping, we try to spend our money in ways that are union-wise.

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television`s message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath.

We want to get some one-gallon bags and put together things like a toothbrush, toothpaste, a razor, soap, hand sanitizer and a comb, ... It would save Randy and Terre having to sort everything. If people feel clean, they feel better about themselves. It`s the little things we just take for granted.

If you can sell green toothpaste in this country, you can sell opera.