Testicles Quotes

I got to the end of my first year, and I`d had a f---ing great time - I slept with a lot of loose women, drank far too much alcohol. But what`s going to be different in three years? I`m going to be three stone overweight and still want to be a singer. So I grew some testicles and said to my mum and dad, `I`m coming home, I wanna do what I wanna do`. Thankfully they didn`t say, `We spent a fortune on your education, go and get a f---ing degree!`

An octopus has eight testicles.

Did he actually touch your penis or your testicles?

I wonder when someone will grow the testicles to say to americans everywhere, `Enough with the self-medicating.` Seriously. What ever happened to dealing with life? Life is pain. Life is inconvenience. Life is a tall, cool glass of "F**k You". Step away from the Prozac and Xanax, and Drink Up, Bitches. Refills are on the house...