Talladega Quotes

It doesn`t really exist, this Frat Pack. We run into each other on occasions and we all like each other`s films, I guess, but there isn`t some big funny restaurant or bar where we all hang out. At least, if there is, they haven`t invited me. I wasn`t in You, Me and Dupree, Luke`s last movie, and none of them was in Talladega Nights with me and actually, nobody gives a shit.

It`s going to be a crapshoot at Talladega. It always is. It doesn`t matter where you start at places like this and Daytona. You get shuffled around so much there during the race, so qualifying is not as critical here as it might be at other tracks. The important thing is to be there at the end and see what happens. We`ve had some decent runs on the restrictor plate tracks this year, but we haven`t been able to finish well. We`ve run up front at times and the cars have been good. Hopefully, we can miss everything this weekend and get a good finish.

I personally won the race for him. And he owes me. You`re at Talladega, thinking you`ve got a shot to win the race, and he`s just the master.