Swiss Quotes

"I eat peanut butter, Swiss cheese and lettuce sandwiches. Really, they`re very good!"

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

(on Marilyn Monroe) Breasts like granite and a brain like Swiss cheese.

The only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress.

And my father, being a good Swiss puritan, always really insisted that if I was going to be an actor, I shouldn`t just be an actor, I should know about the whole process.

For fifteen years I`ve had Swiss clients who tell me that it`s a mystery how the French react to their own artists, especially the painters.

We have to still develop the Ikea group. We need many billions of Swiss francs to take on China or Russia.

I`ve never had a bank account in Switzerland since 1984. Why would the Swiss do this to me? Maybe the Swiss are trying to divert attention from the Holocaust gold scandal.

Even as a Swiss pilot, I would be afraid to fly over a country which is in war, and I wouldn`t have much pleasure to fly over a country where people are dying under the bombs.