Swears Quotes

Money doesn`t talk, it swears.

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.

The judge instructs the jury to judge the case on the basis of the law. A jury swears on an oath to uphold the law. The oath says, `You will give a true verdict therein according to the law and the evidence given you.` If the jury determines it`s a good or bad law you would have to change the oath and the law. No one would know what would be enforced in each courtroom.

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.