Stool Quotes

Complete loose-stool-water. Arse-gravy of the very worst kind. (Speaking about Dan Brown`s novel, "The Da Vinci Code.")

I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there`s never any gum under any of them.

But unfortunately, in my unrelenting drive to get back on that drum stool, the major casualty in all of it was that I really forgot about me.

But unfortunately, in my unrelenting drive to get back on that drum stool, the major casualty in all of it was that I really forgot about me.

In the history of the treatment of depression, there was the dunking stool, purging of the bowels of black bile, hoses, attempts to shock the patient. All of these represent hatred or aggression towards what depression represents in the patient.

Don`t break your shin on a stool that is not in your way.

The trial of a case is a three-legged stool - a judge and two advocates.

Hemorrhoids can bleed, typically after a bowel movement, producing blood-streaked stool or toilet paper, ... The blood may turn water in the toilet bowl red. However, the amount of blood is usually small, and hemorrhoids rarely lead to severe blood loss or anemia.