Stewardess Quotes

I wanted to be a marine biologist, then I wanted to be a stewardess. Then I met this lady that was really neat, and she cut my hair once; so then I wanted to cut hair! But by far my biggest dream when I was young was to have the perfect home and the picket fence, and babies crawling around, and I`d be cooking food in the kitchen.

When you`re on a plane and something sounds funny, if the stewardess looks calm, you relax, ... A lot of people work very hard for what is essentially 20 minutes on the runway, but it`s the right 20 minutes.