Starches Quotes

I don`t drink any coffee or take any drugs and I don`t smoke cigarettes and I don`t eat sugar and I don`t take any medicine at all. I eat a lot of fish, vegetables, and I stay away from starches. I`m not so sure my eating behavior is responsible. I look like someone who takes drugs, so I refuse to take even aspirin in order to contradict my appearance. But I like the color brown. Oh, and I don`t eat dairy. And I sure do like the color brown. And pink. Pink and brown. If I had to choose, pink would lose.

I followed the same diet for 20 years, eliminating starches, living on salads, lean meat, and small portions.

My whole problem is that all of my favorite things at Thanksgiving are the starches, and everyone is trying to go low-carb this year, even a green vegetable has carbs in it.