Squeezing Quotes

On one play, I remember hitting him out of bounds, grabbing his throat and squeezing it like it was Silly Putty, ... `You cheap shot artist!` Brunell screamed at me. `You`re going down, Brunell! I looked at your friggin` face every day for a friggin` year! I`ve waited all year for this!`

There`s not a single instance of a horror movie actually causing any violence. People know it`s fake, that`s why they allow themselves to enjoy it. It helps them deal with their own fears, the fear of things beyond their control. People blow up abortion clinics and then blame the bible, but you would never say `ban the bible,` you`d say that`s some lunatic who wants to kill people and then hide behind religion. Nobody ever died from a horror movie, in fact, it`s the opposite. It`s the single best date movie you can go to, because you`re guaranteed to be squeezing that person for the entire film. And if the movie works, your date won`t want to go to sleep alone. Horror films are an aphrodisiac. 9 months from now I predict a wave of `Hostel` babies.

She had an unequalled gift... of squeezing big mistakes into small opportunities.

Two things are going on at the same time with the flattening of the world: The relentless quest for efficiency is squeezing some of the fat out of life.

Cars are coming off that bridge at 55 mph. If they are comfortable at that speed, that`s the speed they`ll drive. I don`t think squeezing them into one travel lane will work.

Everyone can get a little sloppy with cash and it`s smart to notice. But what`s squeezing you is the big stuff you ladle onto your credit cards.

I really enjoy squeezing out a big lump of paint directly onto the canvas and leaving it; fresh, immediate and sometimes shocking.

Gosh, I haven`t seen that many fumbles by a Jets` quarterback since Joe Namath tried to kiss Suzy Kolber on an ESPN Sunday night game a couple years ago, ... The Chiefs played defense about as well as Suzy did —� Joe didn`t get to first base, and neither did we. But we`ve got Chad on a strenuous hand-strengthening regimen: he`s squeezing Charmin toilet paper 500 times a day.

So he comes in one day and tells us they went and got her new shoes and when Ella was measured, she was like three sizes bigger than the shoes they had been squeezing her feet into, ... She was walking like a day later. He was so embarrassed.

A lot of Americans think they got a tax cut, and they didn`t because their local property tax went up, their excise tax went up, their sales tax went up, and their prices went up and everything else, because we failed to invest in some of these other things we ought to be doing. ... We are squeezing the middle class, we are losing the middle class, and the gap between the haves and the have-nots is growing wider and wider, not closing as it used to be.