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The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other line. Once she said "God Bless you" I said, "I didn`t sneeze" She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually." And damn it if she wasn`t right. Two days later I sneezed.

- Ellen DeGeneres

I grew up with an impatience with the anti-scientific. So I`m a bit miffed with our current love affair with all things Eastern. If I sneeze on the set, 40 people hand me echinacea. But I`d no sooner take that than eat a pencil. Maybe that`s why I took up boxing. It`s my response to men in white pajamas feeling each other`s chi.

- Hugh Laurie

I like to write when I feel spiteful. It is like having a good sneeze.

- Alan Sandals

I fear one day I`ll meet God, he`ll sneeze and I won`t know what to say.

- Ronnie Shakes