Slowest Quotes

I`m the slowest driver in the world.

We`ve got the slowest 311 song ever, called `Solar Flare,` which is a scathing political rap that (vocalist) S.A. (Martinez) puts over a really slow, heavy thing, ... And then there`s also a really fast one called `It`s Getting OK Now,` which is (guitarist) Tim Mahoney channeling Dimebag Darrell (Abbott of Pantera).

I`m the slowest reader in the world, because I perform it all in my head.

Our first fiscal quarter is, in most years, our slowest, ... which tends to magnify the impact of events -- either good or bad.

Without going to what I think is my limit. I always say that my ideal is to get pole with the minimum effort, and to win the race at the slowest speed possible.

Italians come to ruin most generally in three ways, women, gambling, and farming. My family chose the slowest one.

Traditionally our slowest month, August saw a material increase of 61.9 percent in new software license revenue compared to August of fiscal year 2005.

He who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.

In reality drilling is the slowest, dirtiest, and most expensive way to solve our energy crisis.

The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.

A meeting moves at the speed of the slowest mind in the room. (In other words, all but one participant will be bored, all but one mind underused.)