Slimmer Quotes

I have the hugest . . . overbite. It`s so big, my older brothers and sisters used to call me "Bugs". I looked like a bottle opener. But I`ve never fixed my bite because it`s one of the things that makes me me. I used to get teased about the mole on my left cheek. In junior high the other kids would say, "You`ve got some chocolate on your face", and I fell for it every time. I said, "The minute I turn 18 I`m going to get that mole removed!" But I`m happy I didn`t. My best feature is my big hips. I`ve got some nice childbearing hips, and I feel very proud of them. When I was younger I thought they were too big. I wanted to be slimmer. But now I totally embrace them.

As years go by, chances of winning here are getting slimmer. That`s just a matter of fact. It does get tougher, but it`s possible, there`s a tiny little chance.

If you ask any lady they want to be taller, they want to be slimmer, you know, and they want a waist. I`m not here to make people look like a sack of potatoes.