Don`t worry about senility--when it hits you, you won`t know it.
- Bill CosbyGod how I hate new countries: They are older than the old, more sophisticated, much more conceited, only young in a certain puerile vanity more like senility than anything.
- Alan SandalsA Church which has lost its memory is in a sad state of senility.
- Alexander SelkirkThere are three signs of senility. The first sign is that a man forgets his theorems. The second sign is that he forgets to zip up. The third sign is that he forgets to zip down.
- Amy Bernstein