Prostitutes in Lyons, France, sent a fax to the government to complain that they are losing business to Eastern European women who are protected by the Albanian mafia. Okay, first of all, how rough-looking are these French prostitutes that all their customers are running to the Albanians? Secondly, why did they send a fax, and from whence? Do they have a fax machine in the whorehouse, or did they all trundle down to Kinko`s - "You fax these, I`ll let you shave me." Thirdly, how come French whores know how to work a fax machine, but every time I try to use it, I hit Powersave, or I forget to dial 9? This just proves what my boyfriend always says - that I am dumber than a French whore.
- Tina FeyEverybody makes mistakes, including role models, so you should just learn and grow from it. Even the best role models do screw up and learn from their mistakes, and I think it is just completely unrealistic to say that role models are perfect. Personally, I think perfection is boring, and secondly, I just think that it`s okay to make mistakes.
- Kate BosworthThe three things that I am most proud of doing in my life is firstly, "Extras" (2005); secondly, my appearance on "The Simpsons" (1989) and thirdly, appearing on "Sesame Street" (1969).
- Patrick StewartI`m pleased firstly because of the win and secondly for helping the team with my goals. It`s a good result for the team and we have to keep working,
- Ronaldinho GaúchoThere is no better way of protecting his prerogatives in those areas than by naming someone who is first and foremost a loyalist and secondly an ideologue,
- William MarshallThere is no better way of protecting his prerogatives in those areas than by naming someone who is first and foremost a loyalist and secondly an ideologue.
- William MarshallWe have consensus on a couple of major points. One is the value of early retail contests in Iowa and New Hampshire and secondly, there needs to be a more diverse set of early contests. We`re trying to give appropriate weight to both premises.
- David PriceWe are pleased to announce the purchase of the Horizons-2 satellite which extends two significant partnerships that PanAmSat has developed over the past five years, ... First, PanAmSat and JSAT will double capacity in our Horizons joint venture, which has already proven to be a highly successful for both companies. This satellite will provide Ku-band growth capacity in North America for PanAmSat in 2007 through the next decade. And secondly, we are extending our relationship with Orbital Sciences as our primary supplier of small satellites which have become a critical part of our business strategy going forward.
- Joe WrightWhat we must look for here is, firstly, religious and moral principles; secondly, gentlemanly conduct; thirdly, intellectual ability.
- Thomas ArnoldThe timing of this latest pardoning is so grossly inappropriate for two reasons. One, it almost falls on the exact anniversary of an incident that only occurred three years ago, and secondly it occurs less than one week after the same group are believed responsible for the most recent murderous outrage,
- Brian DeeganIn the first place, the market provision of `security` generates its own paranoid demand. `Security` becomes a ... prestige symbol. Secondly, as William Whyte has observed of social intercourse in New York, `fear proves itself`. The social perception of threat becomes a function of the security mobilization itself, not crime rates.
- Mike DavisSecondly, be very careful of any links you click through -- make sure they`re going to a legitimate site and not a `like-sounding` site.
- Chris GreenSecondly, reflect upon that love and entire affection which you have lost; and could no otherwise be lost, but by losing him, in whom it lived.
- John PearsonFirst and foremost, he`s just one heck of a nice guy, ... Secondly, he`s just pretty sharp. A lot of people have stereotypes about football players. Mike Bass is a very intelligent man. He did an outstanding job as appropriations director. Probably to this day, he has a better grasp of the state budget process than most people who work in Springfield.
- Bill BlackThere have been some weather problems in some very important markets around the world. First of all, we can point to the flooding in China. Secondly, we can point to cold and rainy weather in parts of Western Europe.
- Marc CohenMy leaving office is dependent on two factors: one, my willingness to do so, and secondly, the presence of an international force that will stabilize the situation in the country as I depart,
- Charles TaylorIt is a woman who hides. She believes that she can hide, which is foolishness; nobody can hide anything. And secondly, nobody would present herself naked the way she does. You have to be high to do this. This woman is obviously nice-looking, but she does not realize the effect she has on us. She does not know that she is half naked, and she does not know that she is trying to hide. That is to say, she is totally self-defeating, because she shows herself at the very moment that she thinks she is hiding.
- Louise BourgeoisDo you not see, first, that - as a mental abstract - physical force is directly opposed to morality; and secondly, that it practically drives out of existence the moral forces?
- Al GonzalesThe Independent or Congregational theory includes two principles; first, that the governing and executive power in the Church is in the brotherhood; and secondly, that the Church organization is complete in each worshipping assembly, which is independent of every other.
- Alan FeducciaSecondly I would like to make continuous efforts of stabilising cross Strait relations, eventually reaching peace across the Taiwan strait and stability and security in the Asia Pacific region.
- Alan HeapI said it`s impossible to have an amnesty without ID cards and a clean database, because you firstly don`t have any incentives for people to actually come up front and register, and make themselves available, and secondly you have no means of tracking them.
- Alan ReidAnd secondly, I would impose a significant state landfill tipping fee and use that tipping fee to fund the billion dollar bond issue that I want to create to produce the funds for all of the environmental challenges that we just went over.
- Albert AndersonSecondly, quality of life is always very high on the list of criteria for why companies or people or families locate or relocated in an area.
- Albert AndersonDon`t compete with me: firstly, I have more experience, and secondly, I have chosen the weapons.
- Albert HaldemannSecondly, the Government of Sudan should commit to the disarmament and control of the Janjaweed militia and ensure that the targeting of civilians ceases immediately.
- Alfredo ViegasThe Civil Service is a vital economic asset to the UK - firstly, in the way it creates a framework for excellence in service delivery and secondly, in how it helps organise the best way to deliver modern public services on which both businesses and individuals depend.
- Alison MauSecondly, security. Both the challenges we face in the world and the responsibilities that our country has in protecting our people, are major issues. We need to do more in the context of domestic security.
- Andi WiseSecondly, not only have we put additional agents on counterterrorism, but we`ve also built up our analytical structure so that we`re better positioned to analyze the information we have.
- Andra TurnerAmong the natural rights of the colonists are these: First a right to life, secondly to liberty, and thirdly to property; together with the right to defend them in the best manner they can.
- Andrea DomingoPrimarily, we suspect this is an oil price-induced global downturn that is hitting export growth. Secondly, there has been some evidence of demand cooling in China.
- Anthony CasertaA good government implies two things: fidelity to the object of government, which is the happiness of the people; secondly, a knowledge of the means by which that object can be best attained
- James Madison