Seats Quotes

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I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theater, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mount Sinai.

- Orson Welles

How do I say this without sounding like an egomaniac?. I don`t know a comedian that sells more seats than me in the red states and blue states, so I don`t see where I have to change that much.

- Chris Rock

(On his longtime fans): First of all, it`s usually a sea of blue hair and I`m grateful and thankful that they`re still alive and around. I hope they understand that they are responsible for true joy. But the people in the seats were saying, put him in there, and those are the ones that, if I ever win anything, they are more responsible than any producer in Hollywood, because, they never, never walked away.

- Burt Reynolds

Also, there are seats in the diner that always fall off the table. If you have a scene where you`re packing up at the end of the day and putting them on the table, they just slide off.

- Dannii Minogue

Being famous gets me good concert tickets, good tables in restaurants, good seats at sporting events and that`s really about it.

- Fran Drescher

(To cinema owners in Las Vegas) "I`ll make you a deal. I`ll try to keep making films that put people in your theatre seats and you try to keep their shoes from sticking to the floor."

- Harrison Ford

My kid was a great baseball player. I thought I had it made. Front-row seats at Yankee Stadium. Then he turned sixteen and wanted to be a rapper.

- James Caan

I`m not as surprised in going from playing 1,000 seats to 4,000 seats as I was from 100 to 500 seats.

- John Mayer

I like the tube more than the NY subway though, you`ve got cushioned seats.

- Neil Patrick Harris

There`s too many people in seats of power who just haven`t got a clue what they`re doing. They`re bean counters, and it just pisses me off because consequently our kids go to see crap movies.

- Pierce Brosnan

(about the movie industry) There`s too many people in seats of power who just haven`t got a clue what they`re doing. They`re bean counters, and it just pisses me off because consequently our kids go to see this crap movie . . . there`s nothing with meaningfulness.

- Pierce Brosnan

I`m not crazy about arenas just because I can sell them out. It doesn`t do anything for my ego at all. I want to play places where people don`t have to sit in the nosebleed seats and wonder what the hell is going on.

- Whitney Houston

If it doesn`t know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.

- Jay Mohr

Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you`ll just rattle your jewelry.

- John Lennon

Will all the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? All the rest of you, if you`ll just rattle your jewelry. (At Royal Variety Performance 4th November 1963)

- John Lennon

Overseas, especially in England, I was an adult star before I was an adult star in America. But here, they didn`t take me seriously until that night on "The Perry Como Show" (1948). I remember it was a Wednesday night, and I had a concert at Carnegie Hall the following Sunday and only 200 seats had been sold. Within 24 hours after doing "The Perry Como Show" they were scalping tickets to get into my show at Carnegie Hall.

- Connie Francis

I remember my wife and I used to get on plane and see everybody else with their babies. They`d be putting strollers and car seats up above, and we`d think: Oh, please Lord, don`t make us go through that.

- Paul Reiser

The terrace seats were clearly put in for the Lions game to try and meet the requirements of a minimum of 7000 premium seats,

- Russell Gray

Our stadium seats over 80,000, and we sell all of our tickets.

- Steve Spurrier

Television, they say, will permit a person to be entertained at home, without the effort of going to a picture house, without the trouble of booking seats, without the presence of other people.

- Ivor Novello

A couple of seats at a good picture house cost comparatively little but give a generous return in the shape of freshened minds and freedom from the worries that even the best regulated homes cannot always avoid.

- Ivor Novello

My table seats eight, so that`s my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn`t get wrecked that way.

- Paul Lynde

With it adult political audiences abandoned cinemas. In their place appeared a void. That previous political audience migrated to the seats in front of their TV.

- Andrzej Wajda

Well, here`s the problem. If you accept a lot of money to do a film in Hollywood and you have a huge budget, they`re going to expect a lot of asses in seats, as you would if you had to write a cheque for a lot of money. You want your money back; it`s a business. If you work on a small budget with stars who are willing to cut prices and do interesting work with you, they`ll take a risk on a smaller budget because they figure, "Well, maybe with video and DVD we`ll make our money back."

- Joel Schumacher

We now fly with an airbus, which has 210 seats, six times the week to Palma to the spider of the air Berlin.

- Niki Lauda

Dramatics are what keep you in the seats.

- Jerry Bruckheimer

All the seats, all the couches, full of sleeping bodies '“ even the floors.

- Paul Kelly

You`re looking at 9,500 seats in the lower bowl, and you have crowds that will not fill that bowl. We want to put everybody in one area so fans can cheer with a louder voice in a big building.

- Craig Perry

I made a good, quality pitch down and away and he hit it into the seats. I was confident in the pitch, I was confident in the location and the result wasn`t what I wanted.

- Chris Carpenter

Whether we like it or not, men have more of the offices, more of the higher jobs, more of the seats in Congress. Men need to re-examine what their power is. We need to understand how to use it.

- James Hillman

Ladies and Gentlemen, I kindly ask you to stay in your seats with your belts fastened. Obviously, this is not a normal situation,

- John Morrison

I think generally we`re heading in the right direction, but we still don`t have enough seats for all theses kids.

- Eugene Peterson

I always told Hitch that it would have been better to put seats around the set and sell tickets.

- James Stewart

A lot of families just do the basic backseat fight where the two siblings draw the imaginary line between the two seats and then they fight over the rest of the trip.

- John Cassidy

I spent hours cowering in theater seats.

- Tess Gerritsen

I have discovered in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats.

- Al Tellechea

I think that if politics is just about getting your backside on important seats, then it`s a pretty worthless endeavor.

- Alan Holt

People were desperately trying to fill their seats for the summer. And so prices are really low right now. And so they are kept from raising prices to make up for that difference.

- Alan Seay

The door might not be opened to a woman again for a long, long time, and I had a kind of duty to other women to walk in and sit down on the chair that was offered, and so establish the right of others long hence and far distant in geography to sit in the high seats.

- Alex Aguila

Cities are, first of all, seats of the highest economic division of labor.

- Alex Kogan

If you talk to any of my Democratic colleagues who lost that year, they would tell that gun control was one of the major contributory factors in the loss of their seats.

- Alisha Heglund

If politicians continue to promote separatism in Australia, they should not continue to hold their seats in this parliament. They are not truly representing all Australians, and I call on the people to throw them out.

- Amy Collins

Living inside the shuttle was a little like camping out. We ended up sleeping in our seats. You had to pay attention to housekeeping, not get things too dirty.

- Anatoly Lebedko

Since we put up the lights (in 1988), we make an effort to have the new projects look as if they`ve always been here. Our goal is to have you sit in the seats in the regular grandstand and look out and see the seats filled with fans, you will be hard-pressed to notice the difference.

- Andy Melin

He`d have to work on foot speed (to play shooting guard), but he`s got everything else. He really can do just about anything. When he leaves the floor, everybody is going to get out of their seats, because he`s got great volleyball instincts. He has the ability to explode off the floor and he does it so gracefully. A lot of that has to do with timing he learned in volleyball.

- Anibal Sanchez

It will be a definite challenge for him. Maybe he got bored with his life. He can do just as much from the corporate seats being an owner than he can from behind the bench. You have to have the type of person who will get (ticked) off and motivate. He`s too nice of a guy. It`s hard to get mad at a guy like that. As nice a player as he was on the ice, he was a nicer guy off of it. You need a coach to get in your face.

- Ann Brick

In this case it was a no-brainer. We had empty seats (so I said), `Let`s do it,`

- Anna Tatishvili

We are thrilled with the quality, dedication and experience of the 58 employees to whom we have extended offers and look forward to meeting our aggressive hiring goal of adding another 150 employees to the center, which we hope to expand to 172 seats.

- Anna Thompson

(Conseco) is my baby. I think we made the Fieldhouse more intimate than people expected. Some wanted 20,000 seats. I`m not at all frightened about having 3,300 seats. I think we`ll have a full, loud crowd, and I`d rather have 1,000 fewer seats than 1,000 too many.

- Anthony Principi

They make decisions that will outlive all of us. It`s not a body to be taken lightly and it needs to be populated by the most dedicated, most capable, and most principled among us. I believe the city council is obligated to the citizens we serve to fill the planning commission seats with the best persons possible.

- Anthony Worrall-Thompson