I usually make fun of myself. One time I really liked a girl, and the Razor Scooter had just come out. It was the first day of middle school and she was walking by herself. So my plan was to go around the corner and hop the corner, jump in the air--and do it right in front of her. I hopped too early, and I fell on my face! I think it`s better to laugh at yourself.
- Joe Jonas(to a reporter who asked him, after the Lewis `Scooter` Libby trial was over, to talk about the Valerie Plame leak case--Plame was an undercover CIA officer whose identity was leaked by Bush administration sources--which he promised he would do after the trial was over) It`s run its course. Now we`re going to move on. Next question.
- George W. Bush(Foley dedicated his book to his father and also included his father as a character in the book. He joked that when the lead character) Scooter ... the picture of Foley`s chubby kid...well, that`s me.
- Mick Foley(But despite the fact that she sloughed off Libby`s assurance that he had given her a waiver a year ago as White House) spin, ... The Scooter-Judy liaison dangereuse exposes how, during happier times between them, the darkest heart of the Bush administration was able to beat freely on the front page of the world`s most important paper, with no hard questions asked.
- Arthur Kornberg