(poem, "The Sky", he read on his 1969 "Rowan & Martin`s Laugh-In" (1968) appearance) The sky is blue, the grass is green. Get off your ass and join the Marines.
- John Wayne(When asked about her complexion during her "Rowan & Martin`s Laugh-In" (1968) days) "I`ve never had a pimple in my whole life - and that`s the truth".
- Lily Tomlin