Roomful Quotes

I`m personally trying to change my image and change things about myself but they don`t want to let it die. I guess there are more sales in controversy. They should change the title of `Hard Copy` to Hard Charlie or Sheen Copy, Christ I`m on there twice a week I should get some royalties maybe. Are there so few things going on out there that my birthday party made news? Just a couple days ago on Hard Copy they said I had a nice birthday party and my parents and everybody was there , a good family night, a sober night. They said, `but the real party took place the next day when Charlie Sheen and all his buddies had a roomful of strippers and porn stars and there were adult film stars on all the monitors in every room of the house`, I`m thinking `No this is absolute madness I was at my house watching football with my friends!` I`ve got twenty witnesses.

Or certainly I would need time - which I would love to have but there almost never is on a film - to just spend a week with a roomful of guys laying down these patterns.

I could have a roomful of awards and it wouldn`t mean beans.

If you`re trying to take a roomful of people by surprise, it`s a lot easier to hit your targets if you don`t yell going through the door.