Receipts Quotes

At age 16. I was arrested for possession of marijuana. Then I was arrested again a year later for this five-day crime spree, where I`d go to the Beverly Hills Hotel and tell people that I`d been a guest and lost my term paper. They`d let me look through the trash, where I`d find all these credit-card receipts and use the numbers to make phone orders.

I have come to the conclusion that the major part of the work of a President is to increase the gate receipts of expositions and fairs and bring tourists to town.

The money the president wants to borrow for Iraq will come directly out of the American taxpayer wallets in the form of Medicare and Social Security receipts. That`s your money.

There is - you know, there`s receipts for rented cars and license plates and guns and hand prints and palm prints and fingerprints. You know, I want to wait until I`m in a court.