Puppies Quotes

(addressing rumours he had ribs removed) If I really got my ribs removed, I would have been busy sucking my own d*ck on the wonder years instead of chasing Winnie Cooper. Besides, I wouldn`t have sucked other people`s d*cks on stage, either. I would have been sucking my own. Plus, who really has time to be killing puppies when you can be sucking your own d*ck? I think I`m gonna call the surgeon in the morning

We were in Brooklyn and we stopped by a neighbor`s house ... there were these dogs there and I guess they had puppies, she was going to keep one but said she may have to put the rest to sleep if she couldn`t find homes for them, so if we knew anyone that wanted puppies to let her know. I asked what she meant by "putting them to sleep", so I asked and my mom being as subtle as possible said it means they are going to kill them. So we took home one named Pluto.

I find it quite amusing that I can frighten children by just saying, Puppies. Usually they`re disappointed I don`t actually have black and white hair.

I didn`t have puppies. No, thank God.

`Be comfortable with who you are`, reads the headline on the Hush Puppies poster. Are they mad? If people were comfortable with who they were, they`d never buy any products except the ones they needed, and then where would the advertising industry be?

the laughter and joy of puppies helped.

These painful, painful images of children leaving their puppies behind as they go off to a shelter, of elderly dying by the side of the road -- these kinds of things can get to anyone. Most of us want to restrict how much we are exposed to that.

At a couple of days old, the puppies were more alien than cute.

Yes, it will go through the disciplines that all puppies go through including house training and puppy walking, then at twelve month old it the training becomes a lot more rigorous which has to be done carefully otherwise you are in danger of stressing the dog.

Whoever said you can`t buy happiness forgot little puppies.

Since (the mother dog) was hungry herself, she could only feed (the puppies) a short time. So the puppies were on their own with no one to take care of them.

I went upstairs to an apartment. There were two little Chihuahua puppies up there, so I fed them. But poor little puppies, I`m afraid they didn`t make it,