Plumber Quotes

Would people applaud me if I were a good plumber?

(on Harrison Ford) Harrison possesses magnetic qualities. He is capable of filling a room with his personality. If he`d been a plumber and came to fix your tap, he`s a person you`d notice. We provoke each other. It`s no cozy fireside chat.

I never planned on being a plumber.

In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber` union.

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

It`s still about the women. It`s not called Desperate Plumber. People are more interested in cat fights.

Let`s say I was a plumber, or I worked at a factory, I would download music, you feel what I`m saying?

Every actor is somewhat mad, or else he`d be a plumber or a bookkeeper or a salesman.

The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.

If I waited for inspiration every time I sat down to write a song I probably would be a plumber today.

A licensed plumber would have found that, and my children would not have been endangered.

The best thing to do is get some kind of plumber`s strap to attach the water heater to the wall so it doesn`t fall over.

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

The practice of medicine is a thinker`s art the practice of surgery a plumber`s.

As it stands now, there is more testing for a plumber or a person who cuts your hair or who changes locks than for someone who files your tax return.