Pissing Quotes

(To Kurt Angle) "I`ll tell you what I`m gonna do. I`m gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat that you`ll be able to chew your own ass out for pissing me off."

"I used to live in North Wales and I`d come back from work and have to race to get ready and drive to a gig. There have been a few times where I`m running really, really late, it`s pissing down with rain and I`ll overtake and there`ll be something coming the other way and I`m just `arrgh!` - moments away from a head on collision. I was a bit of a girl racer, I used to love going to car crusies and all that"

I found out right off the bat that those guys are f------ crazy, and they will kill you. I was practicing with them, and this monster dropped his pants in the middle of the field and started pissing. I realized then: I can`t do this. I might die.

I`m a Republican only as far as I want a smaller government, I want less government intrusion, I want them to stop pissing on my money and your money, the tax dollars that we give 50 percent of, or 40 percent of, every year, and I want them to be fiscally responsible, and I want these goddamn lobbyists out of Washington. Do that and I`ll say I`m a Republican. But other than that, I want the government to take care of people who need help, like the kids in foster care, the half a million kids who are in orphanages right now - they call them foster homes, but they`re orphanages. I want them to take care of the elderly and give them free medicine, give them whatever they need. There`s tons, billions and billions of dollars that are just being wasted. Okay? I hate government. I`m apolitical. Write that down: I`m not a Republican.

It should go without saying I suppose that looked at through British Media Eyes circa 2004, my appearance anywhere on anything will be open to ridicule and instant dismissal. Please don`t get me wrong...I really don`t expect everyone to like what I do, but it`s the sheer predictability of it all. I just don`t understand why suddenly there is this tidal wave of abuse !! It seems it`s impossible to open a newspaper without reading some crap or other. I know too that it shouldn`t all be believed but.... I keep out of the way and am good with children, I play well with others !!! I know I`ve never been hip, and most critics have had trouble with the music, but now it seems everyone out there who writes for a journal actively hates what I do !!! Quite disturbing and mystifying and it`s pissing me off...sorry about that.

As a director, my goal is to be completely open. Just look at how I portray sex in my films. They`re considered shocking and obscene because I like to carefully examine human sexuality. It has to be realistic. I really like documentaries, therefore, reality is important to me when I do fiction. It is often related to my own life, my Dutch background. The art scene in Holland has always attempted to be realistic. The Dutch painters of 400 years ago were meticulously realistic. The example I always like to use is a marvelous painting by Hieronymus Bosch titled "The Prodigal Son". It is a painting of a brothel, and in the corner is a man pissing against a wall. You would never, never find something like that in an Italian, French or English painting of that epoch. The Dutch have always been more scientific, interested in detail; certainly less idealistic and more realistic. The sex scenes in Vierde man, De (1983) ("The Fourth Man") and Turks fruit (1973) {"Turkish Delight"] were based on real experiences I had or a friend had. It`s very personal. Of course, I must admit that I love to shock audiences.

This is a very small legal community. Do you really want to start pissing off more experienced lawyers at this early stage of your career?