Pigeons Quotes

I don`t understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don`t bother no one.

No one hit home runs the way Babe did. They were something special. They were like homing pigeons. The ball would leave the bat, pause briefly, suddenly gain its bearings, then take off for the stands.

If you tell folks you`re a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you`re talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn`t work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.