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My view is quite simple. When your dog pees on the carpet, you do not give away your dog. You say, This dog is special. I have to teach him not to pee on the carpet. I feel exactly the same way about men. They need to be taught things.

- Jacqueline Bisset

He pees on a lady`s dress off stage.

- David Kelly

When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

- Xeni Jardin