Osbourne Quotes

It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.

On Sharon Osbourne`s colon cancer diagnosis: `I freaked out. She`s the love of my life, and she`s also, like, the controller. I couldn`t sleep with her for nine months because I was scared of waking up and she`d died in the night.`

I`d smack the living daylights out of Kelly Osbourne if she turned into a man.