Mumble Quotes

I`m not Jack Nicholson. I`m not Brando. But I do mumble.

I mumble a lot off-stage, I`m a mumbler. If I`m walking with a friend and I say something, he won`t hear me, he`ll say `What?`. So I`ll say it again, but once again he doesn`t hear me, so he says `What?`. But really it`s just some insignificant sh*t that I`m saying, but now I`m yelling, `That tree is far away.`

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.