Mugged Quotes

"My mom called this morning to make sure I was still alive, that I haven`t been mugged, that I haven`t been raped. She likes it when I have people over so that I`m not alone. Somehow she`s under the illusion that the buddy system works for home invasion. Psychos are too lazy to kill four people as opposed to one. I love my mom. She just has issues."

The mugger who is arrested is back on the street before the police officer, but the person mugged may not be back on the street for a long time, if ever.

If a conservative is a liberal who`s been mugged, a liberal is a conservative who`s been arrested.

There are no more liberals They`ve all been mugged.

There aren`t any liberals left in New York. They`ve all been mugged by now.

It is said that a neo-conservative is a liberal who has been mugged by reality.

If a conservative is a liberal who`s been mugged, a liberal is a conservative who`s been arrested