"My mom called this morning to make sure I was still alive, that I haven`t been mugged, that I haven`t been raped. She likes it when I have people over so that I`m not alone. Somehow she`s under the illusion that the buddy system works for home invasion. Psychos are too lazy to kill four people as opposed to one. I love my mom. She just has issues."
- Monica KeenaThe mugger who is arrested is back on the street before the police officer, but the person mugged may not be back on the street for a long time, if ever.
- Mario CuomoIf a conservative is a liberal who`s been mugged, a liberal is a conservative who`s been arrested.
- Thomas WolfeThere are no more liberals They`ve all been mugged.
- Alfredo AmezagaThere aren`t any liberals left in New York. They`ve all been mugged by now.
- Alfredo AmezagaIt is said that a neo-conservative is a liberal who has been mugged by reality.
- Andrei KrivtsovIf a conservative is a liberal who`s been mugged, a liberal is a conservative who`s been arrested
- Thomas Wolfe