Mommy Quotes

I`m forbidden fruit. Once you go to certain households, mommy doesn`t want you to see that dirty man who sticks his tongue out and spits out blood and all that stuff.

(on daughter Apple`s accent) She says "Mummy" instead of "Mommy", I don`t mind that. I will if she starts saying "basil" and "pasta" the English way, as that really drives me nuts.

I`d lose my mind if I heard my kid call the nanny Mommy.

I love writing but hate starting. The page is awfully white and it says, "You may have fooled some of the people some of the time but those days are over, giftless. I`m not your agent and I`m not your mommy, I`m a white piece of paper, you wanna dance with me?" and I really, really don`t. I`ll go peaceable-like.

Mommy, why does daddy cuss the TV and call it Howard?

Mommy smoked but she didn`t want us to. She saw smoke coming out of the barn one time, so we got whipped.

Once you grow past Mommy and Daddy coming running when you`re hurt, you`re really on your own. You`re alone, and there`s no one to help you.

I said, `Mommy, this important news. This needs to get out. We ran it by the vice president and he was very mindful of his role as a guest. He said something along the lines of, `You all do whatever you are comfortable with.

(Piper`s morning sickness is causing her to burp small orbs of white light)
Paige: (to Leo) Okay, is that normal?
Leo: All this arguing is probably just upsetting the baby.
Piper: (indicating size with her hands) Leo, the baby is an inch long. All this arguing is upsetting the mommy.