Marge Quotes

I don`t use the voice of Bart when I`m making love to my husband, but Marge`s voice turns him on a little.

I`ve always had this American-pie face that would get work in commercials...I`d say things like `Hi Marge, how`s your laundry?` and `Hi, I`m a real nice Georgia peach`. Sometimes this work is one step above being a cocktail waitress.

Homer: (drunk) Look, the thing about my family is there`s five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn`t talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

Owww look at me Marge, I`m making people Happy! I`m the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane!!!!...... By the way I was being sarcastic...

Stay-at-home parents like Marge perform many household services that would be expensive to replace, and consequently have a significant need for life insurance.