Madam Quotes

People don`t realize that being a madam is hard work, and I was working all the time, and I was worn out from working, and I remember one night, I was out and a beautiful girl came up to me, and asked, who`s answering your phone, and I thought, Oh my god, I`ve got to go home and answer the phone -- because these girls need work."

Madam your wife and I didn`t hit it off the only time I ever saw her. I won`t say she was silly, but I think one of us was silly, and it wasn`t me.

Madam Speaker, it is time to halt illegal entry into this country. It is time to halt the flow of illegal drugs and weapons into this great Nation, and it is time to secure our borders.

I wrote to Tim Rice about making a musical about an English madam. He wrote back and said that he thought it was a brilliant idea, but he`s too busy.

I was lecturing to a group of English teachers about Dante. Suddenly one of them got up-English teachers, mind you-and said, "What is Dante?" "Well, Madam," I replied, "It is a kind of detergent."