Lifeguard Quotes

Not only couldn`t I get a job as an actor, I couldn`t hold down the temporary non- acting jobs I managed to get. I got fired as a waiter in restaurants and as a lifeguard at a spa --On his life before films "If I hadn`t gotten into Scent of a Woman (1992), I wouldn`t be where I am today. It`s been a domino effect ever since".

If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.

I love to surf. Every summer we go to my grandma`s house on the Jersey Shore, and I taught myself to surf there. I also play basketball, and I also play tennis, volleyball. I play the guitar and I was on the swim team, soccer, and last summer I got my junior lifeguard certification. I don`t think I do much but sports.

There has been a lifeguard shortage for a while, so it`s good that young people are into it.

- The audition was to play a Los Angeles lifeguard. So I turn up, pasty, skinny, off the plane, black shirt. I walk in, there`s like ten guys in there, blonde, tanned, enormous. And I kid you not, one of them had his pant leg rolled up and was going, "Dude, I just don`t know how to get the definition in my calves. I can`t do it." And I thought, I`m in the wrong place. (The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, May 13, 2008)