Lettuce Quotes

"I eat peanut butter, Swiss cheese and lettuce sandwiches. Really, they`re very good!"

It`s pronounced `Romaine, ` like the lettuce.

Feed the lettuce to the bunny and eat the bunny.

In everything that I do I learn and try to put it to use. I have learned to go through life not into it. It`s like a boat. You mustn`t let the water in or you`re sunk. Of course, I`ve made mistakes and I have had failures, but I do not dwell on them because people don`t care about garbage. When I make a mistake it`s like a bad leaf on a lettuce - I throw it out into the waste basket.

The fight is never about grapes or lettuce. It is always about people.

We don`t need a melting pot in this country, folks. We need a salad bowl. In a salad bowl, you put in the different things. You want the vegetables - the lettuce, the cucumbers, the onions, the green peppers - to maintain their identity. You appreciate differences.

Man was put on this earth to eat meat...The Bible says so dumbbell...I mean look it up will ya? All them old bible peoples, they was always eating meet; soon as they found out eating apples was wrong...It`s true, on special occasions: goats and lambs. Who the hell ever hear of sacrificing a head of lettuce? You?

It`s pronounced `Romaine, ` like the lettuce.