Lecturing Quotes

I`m a little upset about this. Here`s a guy out there lecturing people about drugs, but out of wedlock births don`t seem to bother him.

I was lecturing to a group of English teachers about Dante. Suddenly one of them got up-English teachers, mind you-and said, "What is Dante?" "Well, Madam," I replied, "It is a kind of detergent."