Landlord Quotes

“White people scare the crap out of me... I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord... never been pulled over by a black cop, never been sold a lemon by a black car salesman, never seen a black car salesman, never had a black person deny me a bank loan, never had a black person bury my movie, and I`ve never heard a black person say: We`re going to eliminate ten thousand jobs here— have a nice day!”

I know that atmosphere of the Parisian apartment building, with the twin menaces of the concierge on the ground floor and the landlord upstairs.

Like medieval peasants, computer manufacturers and millions of users are locked in a seemingly eternal lease with their evil landlord, who comes around every two years to collect billions of dollars of taxes in return for mediocre services

You`ll have control over your occupancy costs. You can`t be put out of business by your landlord.

I don`t see the demand. We`ve been discussing that at our landlord meetings.

As the revenue of the farmer is realized in raw produce, or in the value of raw produce, he is interested, as well as the landlord, in its high exchangeable value, but a low price of produce may be compensated to him by a great additional quantity.

I try not to deal with people`s hostility, though I must if they have something I need from them, as the professors did at Columbia or my landlord did.

I am only making money as a landlord, not through selling petrol.