Kinison Quotes

Nobody`s good. I hate it. I truly hate it. I mean, there`s a lot of guys doing stuff I admire, but stand-up-wise I feel very alone. I really miss (Bill) Hicks. I wish I could have put him on my show. And I really miss Sam (Kinison) a lot. Richard (Pryor)`s sick... It`s like you get here and then, oh wait a minute, there`s nobody here any more. I feel like the guy who finally got into Studio 54, three years too late, "Duh, where are all the famous people?"

I`m much closer to Mort Sahl and (George) Carlin and Sam Kinison... It is what it is. - on being compared to Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy

You can make them laugh, but you can`t make them happy (Attributed to Sam Kinison in Rolling Stone, but was originally said to Kinison by LaMarche).