"I enjoyed it. The only thing that wasn`t enjoyable was in the green room. I said, `Can I have a drink?` `We have lemon juice, apple juice, still or sparkling.` I said, `No, I want a drink. No drink?` I said, `All right, I`m f**king off. I`ll be back.` A man with earphones said, `No! No!` Eventually this vodka was smuggled in." - On The 75th Annual Academy Awards (2003) (TV)
- Peter O'TooleIf life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
- Conan O'BrienI love the smell of juice boxes in the morning.
- Robert DuvallSeems there`s a big debate going on about whether a new TV commercial for Minute Maid orange juice portrays Popeye and Bluto as gay lovers or just good friends. The commercial shows Popeye and Bluto at the beach and riding a bicycle for two. I don`t think that makes them gay. I think the fact they both find Olive Oyl attractive, that makes them gay. (From "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" (1992), June 4, 2001)
- Jay LenoThat`s what we do. We have two guys who can juice the ball, but for the most part we just put the ball in play and make things happen. We`re at our best when we`re doing that.
- Darin ErstadDinah Shore? Wonderful woman. Dinah formed a foundation to locate missing senior citizens by putting their pictures on prune juice bottles.
- Red ButtonsI might try other foods or something. I stopped drinking Coke and I`m drinking cranberry juice instead, maybe that`s it. I don`t know. I hadn`t thought about it.
- Tom GordonAnd as Americans, we must ask ourselves: Are we really so different? Must we stereotype those who disagree with us? Do we truly believe that ALL red-state residents are ignorant racist fascist knuckle-dragging NASCAR-obsessed cousin-marrying road-kill-eating tobacco-juice-dribbling gun-fondling religious fanatic rednecks; or that ALL blue-state residents are godless unpatriotic pierced-nose Volvo-driving France-loving left-wing Communist latte-sucking tofu-chomping holistic-wacko neurotic vegan weenie perverts? Yes. This is called "diversity," and it is why we are such a great nation - a nation that has given the world both nuclear weapons AND SpongeBob SquarePants. And so today I am calling upon both sides in the red-blue rift to reach out. Maybe we could have a cultural-exchange program between red and blue states. For example, a delegation from Texas could go to California and show the Californians how to do some traditional Texas thing such as castrate a bull using only your teeth, and then the Californians could show the Texans how to rearrange their football stadiums in accordance with the principles of "feng shui" (for openers, both goalposts should be at the west end of the field). Or maybe New York and Kentucky could have a college-style "mixer," featuring special "crossover" hors d`oeuvres, such as bagels topped with squirrel parts.
- Dave BerryBut I was denied a record contract for 15 years, so I`m not going to be too picky about what I do. I don`t have the juice to say no too many times.
- Buddy GuyI`ve heard of everything from chicken soup to baking soda. Tomato juice is a big one, and that`s actually not good for a dog to drink. None of these work, and, in fact, they only serve to make the dog go to the bathroom more often.
- Cheryl SmithApple prices probably not going to be any different. And a smaller apple has always been said to be a little sweeter. The apples may not be as appealing to the person who wants to get a big apple and bite it, you know, and have the juice run down their chin. They`ll just have to bite two little apples and have the juice run down their chin. And that`ll be a little sweeter then. That juice`ll be a little bit sweeter.
- Danny JohnsonIt`s very difficult for most people to meet their vitamin D requirements through diet alone. Most people, in fact, need a supplement in order to meet their adequate levels. Fortified cow`s milk, fortified soy milk and fortified orange juice are all good sources. But again, without a supplement, it`s very difficult to hit optimum levels.
- Andrea MillerThere`s plenty of juice to keep this economy going.
- Steve ForbesTruth, like the juice of the poppy, in small quantities, calms men; in larger, heats and irritates them, and is attended by fatal consequences in excess.
- Andrew LaddIt`s the Juice of the Fiber that feeds you
- Angie KrebsIt also gets us into a new aisle. Generally our (flavored water) products will be in the refrigerated juice drink section. We`re trying to be a broader beverage business.
- Azar NafisiI`ll nurse my lemons along as long as I possibly can. As a last resort, I get out the juice squeezer and freeze the juice.
- Barry Bachrach