Jerking Quotes

A fella came up to me the other day with a nice story. He was in a bar somewhere and it was the quiet time of the night. Everybody`s staring down at the sauce and one of my saloon songs comes on the jukebox, "One for My Baby", or something like that. After a while, a drunk at the end of the bar looks up and says, jerking his thumb toward the jukebox, "I wonder who he listens to?"

I think if you have a really big, heavy person, there`s a feeling of an invisible puppeteer jerking them around in space. They don`t feel like they are moving themselves.

When I was a little child I had problems with eating in the cafeteria. The chairs would be jerking in and out, and there was a noise overload.