We`re still trying to break records on the twentieth anniversary of Live Aid. I`ve just heard Bob Geldof has put Phil Collins on a jet to Philadelphia. There`s nothing going on there, we just don`t want him around this year. No I`m joking, of course we didn`t put him on a jet. We stuck him in a catapult. To be fair, he didn`t get very far. Although it worked in rehearsals when we used it on Chris De Burgh. I could do a whole routine about injuring Phil fucking Collins.
- Ricky GervaisAs if you could kill time without injuring eternity.
- Henry David ThoreauRight now we`re predominantly supplying football teams, but we have a local basketball player whose doctor has recommended the AirArmor to avoid re-injuring his MCL,
- Astrid Ganssen