Hypnotist Quotes

(On Tom Green`s directorial style with Freddy Got Fingered (2001)): "Off-camera, he`s very quiet. He`d often be walking around quietly, twirling his hair while thinking about his next shot. I think the guy`s a genius. I think the guy`s a social hypnotist. I think he`s incredible. He`s on to something big-time and it`s not just stand-up comedy. If this doesn`t make $100 million, something`s wrong. I smell a sequel."

It`s been a year since last time I tried to give up smoking. I went to a hypnotist; we sat down and started talking. A couple of hours later, I woke up; the hypnotist wasn`t in the room, but his wife was. I was like `Oh my goodness, I fell asleep and didn`t get to talk to the doctor.` And she said `Don`t worry, you talked...` I freaked out, left their place, immediately bought a pack of cigarettes and smoked, terrified of what I`d said.