Hipness Quotes

"(on the subject of hipness) It`s just one of those things. It`s like buttering an English muffin. An English muffin is hip. Because it`s so good".

If I`m hip, we`ve got a problem in this country. I really shouldn`t be held up as any model of hipness. If anything I think I`m sort of old school in my approach to objective reporting and not wearing my opinion on my sleeve. There`s a lot of that in American TV news these days. Too much, in fact.