Handicapped Quotes

Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic.

You can hang it from your rear view mirror and you get to park in the handicapped spaces.

It was once said that the moral test of Government is how that Government treats those who are in the dawn of life, the children; those who are in the twilight of life, the elderly; and those who are in the shadows of life, the sick, the needy and the handicapped.

To me, the moment that the state has a compelling interest in is precisely when human life is most vulnerable -- the very young, the very old, and all of us in between who is some ways are handicapped, disabled, are vulnerable to exploitation, ... Those of us who are able-bodied, who are able to articulate our own interests, who have access to all the resource in society, we really don`t need the state`s help. We`ll do just fine. It`s the others that concern me. And for the state to turn that argument on its head and say that as you approach your death, the state has less and less of an interest in your life, is to me completely bizarre.

I said, `You`re not going to have any help for the handicapped?` And he said, `No, you had your chance.` They`re putting blame all on people not wanting to go, but that isn`t so,

We were handicapped from the start from our own error.

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

I love it now that a large minority of people who are handicapped prefer to call themselves crippled. This is all part of the game, like queer theory.

A lawyer who does not know men is handicapped.

They`re handicapped by old systems. They have personnel dealing with paperwork that can be handled electronically.

A zero-depth entry point would be something to make the pool more accessible to handicapped people. It is like a ramp that is on the shallow end of the pool that gradually extends into the water so that they can basically just take their chairs right into the water.

When we put him in contact situation and we ran him through some drills in Tampa Bay, he didn`t do so well. The strength isn`t there yet. We`re not going to put him in until he`s in a situation where he doesn`t feel like he`s handicapped.