Hamptons Quotes

(Being asked about a crazy fourth of July event): "We were in the Hamptons, and we stayed at some castle, and everyone was partying. They were playing music super loud nonstop. I didn`t get any sleep all weekend - you couldn`t sleep if you wanted to. So after all the other parties were over, everyone came back to the castle. I convinced everyone to take their clothes off and jump in the pool. Except me. I stood there with my clothes on."

I was at a party in the Hamptons this weekend with some buddies I grew up with, ... All of a sudden, they part the way for us to get in and it`s, like, `What can we do for you?` So, yeah, I guess the show is definitely registering.

There isn`t much wrong with most of those summerhouses that a really good hurricane wouldn`t cure (and) when it comes it may do for the Hamptons what Mrs O`Leary`s cow did for Chicago.