Goats Quotes

(After being asked about his sexuality in the 1970s): I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats, though.

There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.

I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though.

He is like the sheep dog in the cartoons, ... Guarding the goats is his job and that is all he cares about. He doesn`t want to lick you on the hand; he just wants to be left alone to do his job.

You Liberals think that goats are just sheep from broken homes.

(The Smiths milk their goats; the milk can be used in cheese or yogurt.) It?s better for you ... is naturally pasteurized.

And I married into goats when I married him!

Trumpet in a herd of elephants; crow in the company of cocks; bleat in a flock of goats.

As for Goats, they have been found to thrive and increase well, but being mischievous to Orchards and other Trees, makes People decline keeping them.

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

Man was put on this earth to eat meat...The Bible says so dumbbell...I mean look it up will ya? All them old bible peoples, they was always eating meet; soon as they found out eating apples was wrong...It`s true, on special occasions: goats and lambs. Who the hell ever hear of sacrificing a head of lettuce? You?

'�'� we continue to spend fortunes on an stupefying array of distractions supposedly designed to make us happier than Liz Taylor at a wedding: Cosmetics that contain everything from the placenta of unborn goats to a pound of pig fat mixed with volcanic ash and '19 secret ingredients from the rain forest'�; diet products to remove mountains of blubber gained by stuffing ourselves because we are so damn miserable, and miserable because we are so horribly fat; cosmetic surgery in every place from facial to other cheeks; mind-numbing cruises to paradise; luxury boats that never leave their luxury marinas; hard drugs; soft drugs; alcohol; anti-depressants; uppers; downers; frenetic gambling to hit the big time; jewelry that is too expensive to wear; image marriages destined to last all of six months; mink-lined designer toilet seats; lottery tickets; tobacco products we know will kill us; and billions of tons of electronic and plastic and toxic junk that add nothing to our lives and create only clutter, pollution and landfill.