Goat Quotes

I looked down from my terrace hanging over the Thames one morning. It was low tide and there, stranded on the pebbles, was a four-legged corpse - hairless, white and bloated. Was it a calf or a sheep or a goat or a dog? I stared at it until the tide rose and washed it away. For 24 hours I was off my food. When I started eating again, I couldn`t face meat - fresh or tinned. Overnight I was vegetarian and I have been for 15 years or more. I`ve seen the pictures of factory farming and followed the politics of mad cow disease and felt effortlessly superior. Yet it`s not reason or conscience that keeps me off meat and fowl--and these days fish, too--just a memory of that unidentifiable, decomposing body on the beach.

Love is not love, without a violin playing goat.

Happiness isn`t happiness unless there`s a violin-playing goat.

It`s well known by now that I had a special need to get Maureen`s goat when ever the opportunity presented itself. I was a boy and she was the enemy... a girl.

What really got my goat at MGM were comedians like The Marx Brothers who never wrote their own jokes.

Bring me A bowl of coffee before I turn into a goat

Of course, nobody knows what Porgy was, whether he was on his knees all the time or was pulled by a goat or - they don`t know what he was.

It appeared to him that a little girl`s talk about her goat and its butting was more important than the planes and their butting of the skyscrapers.

I actually would love to live in New York. But I need land; I need space. I`d love to move to a place where I could have a lot of land and a goat.

The toughest thing about being a defensive back in the NFL is you do your job, you don`t get credit, but if you mess up one time, you can be the goat. I always try to play the same style of game no matter who I`m going up against.

The only curse left is the little goat on the North Side,

You had to be a mountain goat to climb into where they were found.